Thursday, April 20, 2006

That goddamn alligator is back in the news!

Well, I guess it's warm enough to lay out the raw chicken traps and try and catch the sucker. This morning's Breeze has the scoop, including a mention of the $150,000 that the City has already blown on trying to catch the bugger. All we can hope is that the traps work and Reggie, groggy from his winter slumber gets caught fast. If he isn't caught soon, the Harbor Area runs the risk of something far, far more dangerous than one lone gator, trying to make it the best he can - Steve Irwin has threatened to come back to Harbor Lake to terrorise our community with his idiocy.

Looks like Reggie's blog & cafepress store is back in business as well.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Society would be better off if Irwin was thrown into a cage (like T-Bone) rather than reggie

11:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reggie's book (well, the book about Reggie) is prominently displayed in the front window of William's Bookstore, presumably as a cross-promotion with this year's round of capture attempts. Get your copy now! It'll be worth big bucks when they nab him!

3:29 AM  
Blogger Marshall Astor said...

Is there actually a book about Reggie? Or are you just pulling my leg?

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, there's a book. About Reggie. I leg-pull you not. Go to William's and ask for a copy.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Marshall Astor said...

What would be in such a book? It's hard enough imagining someone filling a pamphlet about Reggie, let alone a book. I'll have to go see for myself.

5:27 AM  

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